Home not so sweet smelling home

So, we were recently moved off base and found a place to live out in the deep dark forrest of Germany. It is a little cottage type cabin thing. When we first looked at it seemed alright, but after moving in we relized how tiny it is, the oven dosn't work, small fridge, lumpy matress, spiders, and the worst part is the smelly bathroom. Brittany is going crazy! Anyway, other than that the scenery is nice where we are at, and if the weather would warm up we could spend more time exploring the forrest we live in and frolick with the deer and wild boars. Here is a picture of our cabin home. We live in the basement apartment.